ANDROMEDA SEQUENCE INITIATED.
SCORCHED EARTH PROTOCOL ACTIVATED
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STATUS POWERING UP
..........GLOBAL ECONOMIC COLLAPSE
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...STATUS 85% COMPLETE
..........ALL OUT THERMONUCLEAR WAR
.............STATUS - POWERING UP
..........TIC-TAC-TOE
.............STATUS -XXX
..........GLOBAL PANDEMIC
.............STATUS 12 MONKEYS RELEASED
..........CATCLYSMIC WEATHER SYSTEM COLLAPSE
.............STATUS APRIL 3rd 2009 DAY AFTER TOMORROW
..........TOXIC PLANT LIFE SPORES AND STINGS
.............STATUS TRIFFIDS MOBILISING, SUICIDE INDUCING SPORE RIPENING
..........ALIEN ATTACK ON CAPITAL CITIES
.............STATUS TRIPODS ON ROUTE FROM MARS, DALEKS FROM THE MEDUSA CASCADE, TOCLOFANE FROM THE END OF TIME, VOGON DESTROYER ON ROUTE, PREDATOR AND ALIEN TRANSPORTS ON ROUTE
..........66TH SEAL BROKEN
.............STATUS BIBLICAL APOCALYPSE PENDING DESTRUCTION OF RIGHTEOUS MAN.
..........EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT.............STATUS GIANT METEOR ON ROUTE TO EARTH. BRUCE WILLIS NULLIFIED
..........ACTIVATE AROLOS MATRIX PROTOCOL. COMMENCE STORAGE WHERE HUMAN = MEMBER
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